No, this isn't a post that Microsoft has finally spoken up about Vista EULA changes (they haven't), or a post in support of a Vista Family Pack (it might happen).
Nope. This is a post that lays bare the true nature of my geekdom for all the world to see. Yes, through all the testing woes, bugs closed as "won't fix, by design", Toshiba/Nvidia issues, etc... I still love Windows Vista. It is a testament that Microsoft has done good things, and great things are still to come.
So, I've taken matters into my own hands, and enacted some Windows Vista licensing changes on my own. After a $25 upgrade, my car is now officially "Windows Vista Ready":
So if you're ever in Phoenix and you see this on a silver Mustang, feel free to say "hi".
You may commence your snickering now. ;).